Zero mumbled unhappily when he heard his alarm ring early in the morning, waking him up and making his ears hurt a little before he reached over and slapped it off the small table.
Once the noise was gone, he laid back down looked down at Mina on top of him, the pink-skinned girl still snuggled into his neck as she stayed sleeping, various hickeys, bite marks, and light, harmless scratches from his claws all over her body from their hours-long fucking session last night.
Seeing his handy work, Zero smiled ever slightly and gave a small growl of pride at his accomplishment, call him screwed up for it, but as much he loved seeing and feasting on his mates curvaceous figure, the one thing that turned him on more than her naked breast, hips, and legs ever could was the act of leaving countless marks of love/dominance all over her sexy body, like he was showing off to the rest of the world that she was his, and making sure no big-headed Betas would get the wrong idea and try to make a move on her...
...okay, now that he thought about it was a little weird...
After pushing these thoughts aside and taking a few whiffs of Minas scent from her hair to satiate himself for the meantime, Zero slid out from her grip on him and out the bed, doing a few stretches to shake the residual sleep out of his systems before putting on some pants and walking out of his room.
The young polymorph yawned as he went down, his stomach rumbling a little with hunger as he casually walked over to the fridge and started rummaging through it.
"Good morning Zero."
Zero jumped at the sudden voice behind her and turned around to see Ryuko sitting at the couch in the living room, a steaming hot cup of tea being the only sign that she's been here before him and he stood with claws out in front of her.
Though the large cold steak inside of his mouth seemed to ruin whatever intimidation factor he'd have at the moment.
"Mm, hyyy mmfffm." He said with his mouthful before leaning his head and swallowing down the steak whole, making Ryuko laugh a bit
"You're up early, I figured with those applications you wouldn't be home until nighttime."
"I....decided to clock out early, the thought of the results of your Entrance Exam was just a little too exciting for me to ignore." She half-lied while at the same time trying to ignore the sight of her son's bare upper-body in front of her.
That nice hard looking chest that you could fall asleep on...
"Mom?"
Those toned abs from years of relentless exercise and training, partially thanks to Ryuko herself...
"Mom."
And those wonderfully strong looking arms that she could picture wrapping around her and moving down and stroking her waist all the way to her-
"Mom!" A shout Zero managed to snap Ryuko out of her sexual fantasies, and she cleared her suddenly dry throat before taking a sip of her tea.
"Sorry I was....thinking..."
"About what exactly?"
"...did you watch the news yesterday?" She asked, making son turn slightly red as he scratched the back of his head.
"Um, no, I was...busy all night last night and I just woke up."
"Really, what were you doing?" Ryuko asked with slightly glowing eyes, though it was obvious that she knew exactly what, and who, he was doing.
'And for a while I might add...' She, ever so slightly jealousy, thought to herself while Zero chuckled nervously at his mothers question.
She may know that he and Mina were intimate with each other, but still, talking to your parent about sex shouldn't be as causal as she was trying to make it.
"Zero-kun~" Thankfully though, Zero didn't need to answer the questions since a small groan could be heard from the hallway and they both watched Mina sleepily walk into the room, bare naked aside from Zeros large, oversized hoodie draped over her, unzipped, meaning that most of her inner breasts as well as her hips and thighs were on full display, and a pair of black stockings that made the exposed parts seem even more noticeable as she walked right past Ryuko and over to Zero.
"Zero-kun, come back to bed." She said with a a very noticeable purr while pressing her near naked form against him, not taking any mind to the now inwardly fuming Ryuko not even a foot away from them.
"Um, Mina, sweetie, we're not alone." Zero said, trying to ignore the wonderfully soft feeling of her breasts pressing against his chest as she opened her eyes fully and turned around to see her boyfriend's mother now glaring at her.
"Oh, G-good morning, Ms. Ryukyu."
"Oh please Mina, if you're comfortable enough to walk around my house almost naked, I think you could at least call me Ryuko as well." She said as Minas turned slightly red while she slowly zipped Zeros hoodie up, silently thanking him that he was so much larger than her that the jacket managed to cover her up completely all the way to her mid-thighs.
"Well then, I think we've had enough fun here, Zero, clean yourself up and get dressed, we're going to meet up with Kenji." Ryuko said, making Zeros' eyes widen before he rushed back to his room.
Even after Ryuko adopted him, he still did not miss out on any chance to meet with the dog-headed police chief, not when he still knew mostly jack-shit about his own backstory.
"And you should get dressed too Mina, your parents are probably worried."
"Um..well about that, I kinda don't have any clothes to wear." Mina said with a nervous laugh as Ryuko gave her an unreadable look.
"And why don't you?"
"Zero was...VERY excited last night and he kind of....ripped them apart."
".....of course he did." Ryuko said between grit teeth as she fought the memory of her screams from her son's room last night, the image of the pink girl being ravaged by her son filling her up with the same petty, jealousy filled thoughts like before.
"Mina...this is going to be strangely personal, but I think for both Zero's, and my own well-being, I need to ask you this."
"Hmmm?"
"Do you really love my son?
"What...what do you mean by that?" Mina said as Ryukos eyes pierced not her as she glared at her.
"I mean, what is...this?" She said as she gestured to her near-naked body.
"Is this just some little sex-filled fling to get you through to your careers as Heros, or are you going to be with him for the long run, because I don't know if you can tell, but Zero is definitely more into the latter."
"So tell me, do you really love my son?"
Mina was taken back by the sudden, slightly threatening air coming off of the Dragon Hero before she breathed in deeply and stared back at the woman.
"Back when I was kid, I was always made fun of because of how I looked, people always said that my skin wasn't normal and my eyes made me look "sinister" and "freaky"...and for a while I believed them."
"My parents supported me and always said I shouldn't listen to what they say, but I did anyways, and for a while I hated what my Quirk did to me...but then...Zero came along...and he made me feel better, about my Quirk, about my appearance, even about how much of an airhead I can be."
"I can't really explain it, but with Zero...I feel happy, like, real full-on joy, he makes me feel like I don't have to change or be better, like I can just be...me."
"For Zero, Mina Ashido is perfect just the way she is, and he reminds me of that constantly, everyone we hug, and kiss, and...whenever we're "alone together"...and I really can't ever thank him enough for that."
"So yes...I really do love your son...Ryuko." Mina finished, as Ryuko could sense the pride coming off of her and she smiled lightly.
"Good, just checking, now let's get you dressed."
Maybe...just for a little while...she could put her feelings aside for this girl, her precious treasure had chosen her after all, so she had to be worth the trouble...
"So...do you have anything that's not dresses or..." Mina said, making Ryuko's eye twitch and she looked through her closet.
...ohhhhh boy she had better be worth the trouble...
(Authors POV, Police HQ, Noon)
"Wow....I gotta admit Mom, when you told me why you guys needed me..." Zero said as looked at the four cells holding the Pokémon in front of him.
"I might've taken it with a grain of salt."
All four of the Pokémon had been fitted inside of a different cell with different customizations made in order to hold them with a single one-way window and a metal table with a chair being the only matching features.
The Magmortar's cell seemed to have some sort of temperature gauge inside of it connected to several power houses surrounding the Pokémon, the Scizor had large clamps over its claws connected to chains in the wall behind and its wings covered up as well, the Eelektross had its arms behind its back and connected to its tail by a large rubber coil and a muzzle over its mouth, and the Tyrantrum's cell looked more like an arena with the giant fossil Pokémon tied down to the ground with an even larger muzzle than the Eelektross that covered its entire head except for its eyes.
"So, you need me to talk to these guys for you?" Zero asked as Kenji walked over and nodded.
"Yes, woof, we wouldn't bring you into an investigation if we didn't have to but..."
"You don't exactly have many options, right?" He finished, receiving a nod from the dog in return.
"Alright then, I've talked to Pokemon before, and I guess it'd be good to make use of a helpful talent."
"Remember Zero, you're only acting more or less as a mediator between us and these Pokémon, the seconds it looks like they're about to attack, get the hell out and let either me or the police calm them down." Ryuko explained as Zero gave her a toothy smile.
"Don't worry Mom, I'm excited but I'm not gonna be stupid, just relax and let me...
"Do my thing." He said with a wink before going off into Meltdown's cell as Ryuko gave an exasperated sigh.
"Well, at least he seems confident, woof."
(...)
Once he entered the Magmortars cell, Zero sat down right in front of him in the chair and breathed in and out to ready himself before staring the Fire-Type in the eye.
"Hello, my name's Zero, who might you be?"
"Magmortar....Mortar...Magmortar..." Meltdown said in a dismissive tone as Zero blinked a few times before getting up and leaving the room immediately.
"What's wrong?" Ryuko asked as he tapped his chin before looking at Kenji.
"Can I speak to the rest of them please?"
"Very well, woof."
(...)
Scizor, scizor, zor..." Striker said while glaring daggers at Zero.
"Uh huh..."
(...)
Lektross, Lektross, Ehehehehe, Eelektross." Jules said while making several exaggerated movements and laughing to itself.
"Hmm..."
(...)
"Grrrrrrrr." Overlord growled under his restraints as he looked at Zero in front of him, a small stream of steam flaring from his nostrils.
"Tyrantrum, ty, Tyran, ty, tyyyyyyy!"
"Okay, yeah okay I'm done."
(...)
"So then, woof, what did they tell you?" Kenji asked as Zero scratched his ear.
"Well you see...."
"I have no idea what any of them are saying." The polymorph answered, making the both of them pause at this new information.
"Well that's a first."
"What went wrong, woof, could you not understand?"
"Oh no I did translate the Poké-Speech, but that just translated into different human languages, I don't know how or why, but all four of those Pokémon are from completely different parts of the world." Zero said before going over and pointing to Meltdown.
"The Magmortar is speaking Italian."
"The Scizor is speaking... either Spanish or Portuguese."
"The Eelektross is definitely French, I could tell that much."
"And the Tyrantrum is... well, I actually couldn't tell where the hell he was from."
(...)
"Oi, git yer ass back in ere an' fite me like a man before I fockin bite yer head off ya wee little, cock-suckin, prepubescent werewolf lookin, rat-bastard, do any of ya cunts know who I be, I'll fockin break out of ere and stomp on ya like I'm doin' a funny jig!"
"I only got knocked out before because the wee lassie who blasted me was kinda cute at first, gimme another chance and next time she'll be me dinner atop a Shepherd's Pie!"
"Oi, I know ye understand me ya little bastard!"
(...)
"Maybe somewhere in the North, that's just a wild guess." Zero said, ignoring the roars from the Tyrantrum as Ryuko sighed.
"So in other words, this was all for nothing."
"Not exactly, woof, we now know that they're not originally from Japan, and that their leader must have been traveling a lot in order to find and collect them all." Kenji said before turning back to Zero.
"In any case, thank you for your help today Zero, we would've been even more lost without you, woof."
"He's right Zero, thanks to you we have some pretty good ideas on where to look to figure this situation out." Ryuko added, making Zero flush in pride just a bit.
"Thanks, I guess, but to be honest I feel like I didn't really do much of anything."
"Heh, believe it or not, that's a bit of a regular feeling when it comes to things like this, however, you should know that even the most minuscule things you do as Hero one day, will help save dozens of people on another, remember that okay?"
"Speaking of people, there is still the question on what effect this attack will have on society, woof." Kenji said, mostly talking to himself.
"There are already rumors going around that'll be figured out as true sooner or later, woof, so there's no real point in asking you to keep a needless secret."
"But please, can you at least try and keep this to yourself, just for a little while, woof?" Kenji asked as Zero looked down before nodding.
"I promise."
(The next day)
"Wait seriously, they actually were Pokemon, like random wild Pokémon just attacking out of nowhere?" Mina asked Zero as the man talked to both her and Tokoyami on the computer in his room not too long after.
"Yep, and get this, each of them were from completely different parts of the world, apparently whoever told them to attack traveled the world and collected them like trophies." Zero sided as Tokoyami hummed from within his near pitch black room.
"And you weren't able to talk to this "collector" is that correct?"
"Nah, I know they had them locked up, but Mom and Kenji wouldn't let me talk to them, for whatever reason."
"Hmm, perhaps the organizer has some sort of Pokémon Quirk like you Zero."
"Heh, that would be something wouldn't it?"
"Kenji, I remember that name, that's the same guy who's been looking into your parents worldwide for a while, right?" Mina asked as Zero paused, obviously more than a bit uncomfortable talking about this even with his friends.
"Oh, I-I mean..."
"No, no, I should be fine with it by now, I ask him about it every now and then but....they couldn't get anything, even when they found someone with the same name, appearance, and even similar Quirks, they either didn't know anything about or weren't even close to match when they took a blood sample."
"I mean...I'm happy with Mom, and even if I did find my real parents one day I think I'd still want to stay as her son but....I mean...no one in the entire world that I'm related to, not even a distant cousin or a doppelgänger." Zero said as he felt the gem in his chest glow softly.
"Hell according to my own blood test, there's a chance I'm not even fully human, it's like...I'm the only one of a completely new species...
"And what's wrong with that?" Tokoyami spoke up all of sudden.
"Does the apple tree hate itself for growing in a field of orange trees, does a white wolf hate itself for belonging to a pack of grays, no, they don't, they simply realize that it means they are already ahead of them all."
"...what?" Zero said, normally being able to understand the featured teen, but this quote was just a little too...broad for him.
I think what Tokoyami's trying to say is, that just means your even more special than you already are Zero, you're literally a one of a kind person." Mina said with one of her wide beaming smiles that made his heart warm up.
"And besides, whenever you do feel like your alone, you can just give me a call, I'd be more than happy to shake those thoughts out of you~"
"Can you please stop for one day?" Tokoyami said as Mina immediately went from sweet to flirtatious in a matter of seconds while Zero looked down and saw the time.
"Shit, speaking of shake-downs I gotta go, Exercise with Mirko today."
"I'm still shocked she convinced you to go to the gym, I mean, isn't your body naturally skinny or something?"
"I have a very high metabolism, yes, but she says it's good to keep my body strong while I'm also training with Quirk." Zero said as he went to get dressed.
'That, and I'm way too scared of her to say no....'
(...)
"108...109...110..." Mirko grunted as she continued to lift the heavy weights on her legs.
Since she was just a kid she knew her Quirk wasn't as flashy or unique as most others, so she decided that she'd make up for the lack of versatility with sheer brute strength and had worked hard to keep her body in tiptop shape, always making sure to squeeze in a good workout whenever possible.
So you beat your ass that was thankful that they'd opened this private gym a couple of years ago exclusively for pro heroes to use, since the gawking from regular people when she had to use normal gyms could get very annoying, very fast
'Damnit, damnit, damnit, why did it pop up now of all times?!'
Speaking of annoying, one very irritating side effect from having a Rabbit Quirk, was also something that Mirko made an effort to keep secret since the first time it happened.
If you didn't know, rabbits were known for the rather hilarious fact that they were in heat constant damn-near constantly, and she was no exception, the only to to get the heat to stop without waiting it out was to have some man fuck her senseless until she was either satisfied or impregnated.
And Mirko much preferred the former, embarrassing as it is, she'd much rather that than to get pregnant and stop her Hero career dead in its tracks.
'I guess that's why Ryukyu had no problem adopting, she'd get to be a Mommy and to stay at the top, lucky bitch.' Mirko thought before she glanced up when she heard the door to the gym open, it was unusual for there to be any other heroes in the gym at the time of day that she liked to use it, and watched as Zero walked in by himself.
He noticed her looking over at him and gave her a quick wink that made Mirko snicker, she loved how much he had finally grown out the whole Mirko fanboy phase from when he was young, and even after their training together stopped she still kept tabs on the boy even know and then.
'Heh, almost forgot I invited the brat over here today.' Mirko thought as she went back to her own workout as he started warming up, curiosity getting the best of her, she looked back up and happened to catch a glimpse of his muscular body in the mirror while he was stretching, surprising her slightly.
She'd never thought of the young Changeling in a sexual light before, mostly because of the age difference, but thanks to her inner loins that were currently on fire, she was definitely reconsidering that stance in a hurry now.
Shaking those thoughts out as quickly as possible she tried to re-focus on her own workout, but then the damn brat had to start doing bench presses, his large, strong looking arms now on full display to the white-haired woman as his muscles flexed back and forth.
Back and forth...back and forth...back and forth...no, no, bad Mirko, stop that, you don't think he's that....hot...
'Damn...he's...really has buffed up since then hasn't he...?'
(...)
'Don't stare...don't stare...don't stare...' Zero thought to himself as he tried to keep count.
Honestly, he thought he had finally gotten over his silly little puppy love for the Number Five Hero by now.
He's almost 19 years old with a girlfriend, a very, VERY, sexy girlfriend that's ready to fuck him at a moments notice , he shouldn't be trying to stop of boner from popping up like he was still some horny 15-year old teenager again.
But to be fair, he didn't know how anyone could have not been horny if they were in his position though, he'd felt Mirko's eyes glued onto him from the moment he came into the gym, and that alone had made his body stir up enough, but then, as if the universe was screwing with him, she'd proceeded to walk right in front of where he was doing his bench presses and started to do her squats right in front of him.
Her body was literally the perfect combination of busty and muscular, as he'd always known, but he'd never been given a chance to appreciate it from this close before.
Aside from the band in her hair that kept it tied into ponytail, she was wearing nothing more than a black and yellow tank top and a pair of tiny, matching short-shorts, and they made those powerful legs and that perfect ass of hers look even more incredible than they normally did.
That had been the beginning of his struggle to keep her from realizing just how hard she was making him, and it didn't get any easier from there, in fact, the more time that had passed, the more he became convinced that she was deliberately trying to tease him.
When Mirko was finally finished with her workout, she made eye contact with Zero and winked purposefully while wearing that smile he'd seen on her face in photos and videos of her hero work, he fully recognized it as the smile she gave when she was about to charge into the middle of a battle, only this time, he was the target, and he didn't think she wanted to use those legs to kick him.
....oh God he hoped that she didn't want to kick him.
"Hey brat." Mirko said, snapping him out of his suddenly painful thoughts.
"Y-yeah." Zero said, just barely keeping his voice from cracking as he placed the weight down and saw her smiling at him.
"There's a wrestling mat in the back that's used for private sparring matches, what do you say we go a round or two?"
"For old times sake?" She asked with an obvious purr to her voice while Zero glanced down and saw her legs slightly pressing against each other.
"Um...yeah sure, why not?" He said without fully thinking while Mirko silently celebrated.
"Good, finish up here first, but don't keep me waiting to long~"
As Mirko strutted across the gym over towards the back room, Zero's eyes followed the sway of her ass in those tight shorts as she moved until she reached the door and gave him one last look before she grinned from ear to ear and gave him wink before then disappeared into the room.
"Oh lord, what have I done." Zero said with a groan as he just realized what he had agreed to.
Him and Mirko, alone, in skimpy clothes, hugging and thrashing around with each other covered in sweat, maybe be shocking just say fuck and run away while he still can...
No...she'd just hunt him down and break all his bones if he did that now.
"Okay, just calm down, remember what she taught you, shut your mind off, and focus only on your opponent and how you're gonna take them down..." Zero said to himself before slapped himself and hit up from the bench.
"I can do this!"
(...)
Mina laid belly down on her bed as she looked worryingly at her phone, Zero would normally call her right about now, either that or he would sneak into her room from the window and jump her, resulting a quick romp of sex before he left for the night.
'He seemed pretty down after talking about his parents earlier, I really hope he's okay....' She thought before she heard an all too familiar tapping at her window and she quickly smiled and opened it, revealing the rather large blue and black Talonflame that glowed blue as it turn into her boyfriend.
"There you are Zero, I was getting worried!" Mina said as she hugged him but frowned a bit when he didn't return the act of affection and she looked up to see his green eyes now filled with shame and regret.
"Z-Zero?"
"...I need to talk to you."
(1 hour earlier)
Zero and Mirko were both standing on the outer edge of the circle of the wrestling mat facing each other as they waited for the other to make their move
They started out slowly, getting a feel for each other until Zero decided to go first.
He went for a grapple but she swerved under and around him, getting him in a headlock before she applied force, trying to get his knees to buckle, and to get him to fall down, he resisted with a struggle before countering with a backdrop, both of them hitting the mat on their backs which managed to also break her hold around his neck.
They both got to their knees and hopped away from each other, neither of them getting up but instead going for ground grappling.
They had been rolling around on the mat for a while, the room filling up with a warm musk as the both of them grew sweaty with their meshing body heat and panting breaths at some point Zero was on top of her, trying to get into a mounting position, but she wasn't giving him an inch, her strong legs were tightly wrapped around his waist, keeping him from getting the advantage.
Their foreheads were pressed together with their intense eyes locked, neither of them wanting to back down, he had her hand pinned down beside them, holding her wrist tight while his other hand was pushing on her thigh, trying to break her legs off of him.
The more he resisted against her legs, the harder she forced her grip, pressing them closer together until she eventually started grinding, her breath being sucked in as he fought back a groan, third eyes finally breaking away due to the unintentional arousal on both sides as well as the fabric of their workout clothes being so thin and soft.
'It's so warm and damp...it's just because of the sweat, r-right...?' Zero tried to convince himself of his words, ignoring the sweet scent coming from her that said otherwise.
"H-hey brat, what are you-ngh!" She couldn't hold back the moan, feeling him pressed against her heat as her hips instinctively lifted up and she tightened her legs around him, pushing him deeper as both let out sighing sounds of brewing passion.
He felt her lose the resistance in her arm, so his hand let go of her wrist and started sliding up to her hair, running through a few locks and ending up curled around her rabbit ear, nestling it with affection.
"W-Why..?" She panted as their eyes finally stared back at each other, her face was flushed with a glisten of light sweat, one of her eyes was half-lidded, almost closed with pleasure while her other eye wasn't doing much better, somewhat open but with a misty bliss filling up her vision, and her plump lips were inviting him with her hot, heavy pants, almost tickling his neck as he felt them.
And it was at this moment that Zero felt his mind go blank.
"Z-Zero...what's-ohhh." She groaned as he purposely rubbed against her, his head lowering to the crook of her neck, grazing her skin with his tongue and getting a small taste of her.
She wanted to fight back, but her hips were going along with his rhythm, and she couldn't hold back the sighs and moans anymore, her arm went around his upper back, her fingers clawing into his sweaty back as she clung to him, letting her body react how it wanted, still she tried a weak verbal protest.
"Z-Zero, be more gentle..." She hated how she couldn't even tell him to stop.
"Mine..."
"You want to be mine don't you?" He growled as he nuzzled her neck, working his way to her jawline while her body hopelessly tried to stop a shiver as she attempted to keep her voice even.
"Zero..." Her arm curled around his neck as she buried her face against his shoulder, trying to hide the shy lust in her voice.
But that only made it all the more cuter, especially because it was coming from the usual headstrong Mirko.
'So cute...so weak...I want her...I want to make her mine...' Zeros thought became dull and animalistic as he lifted his mouth from her neck and pulled her face back from his shoulder, staring stared at her heated sweaty expression before mashing his lips against hers, on reaction her lips moved with his, inviting it, her lips had a somewhat salty taste because of the sweat, but that only added to the aroma in the humid room.
'Mine...I'll make her mine too...just like....' Zero thought before his mind went to Mina and he suddenly froze, breaking his lips away as stared down at Mirko who was now drooling a bit before he jumped off, snapping her out of haze.
"Wh-what's wrong, why'd you stop?" She asked almost frantically between pants as Zero shuddered a bit before running out of the room.
(Flashback over)
"And after that, I ran straight here to tell you."
"...." Mina remained silent as the two of them sat on her bed, a strange sense of Deja-vu filling her mind as she saw Zero curled up on her bed with his ears folded back, like a dog being scolded by his owner as she finally spoke in what felt like ages.
"So...it didn't go any further than the kiss?"
"No, thankfully I managed to snap myself out of it before it could, oh God I can't believe it happened again." Zero said with a noticeable growl as Mina blinked in confusion.
"Again, what do you mean?" She asked as he grumbled a bit at her forgetting but quickly out that aside for now.
"Remember, my 18th birthday back in high school, with Sangeki, the first time we had sex?"
"Ohhhh, you felt the same feeling from then, really?"
"Yes...or...sort of, back then it was more of possessive feeling, like: "you're not allowed to touch what's mine" sort of thing, but today, it was different it was like I wanted Mirko to be mine, and at the same time putting her on the same level as you in my eyes." Zero explained as Minas eyes widened slightly.
"And it didn't help that something was definitely going with Mirko before that, based on the smell I think she might have been in heat, which would explain a lot actually."
"So in other words, Mirko was horny for you, and in return, you slowly got horny for her too, and wanted her to be your mate along with me, is that right?" Mina said as Zero blushed at how basic thoughts were about this.
"That's putting rather bluntly but...yeah pretty much."
"Look, Mina, what happened today...that wasn't me, I mean, it was me but..."
"Zero."
"You know I would never do that to you, at least...not willingly, oh God no that's even worse!"
"Zero!"
I love you, more than anything, and if there's anything I can do to fix this then please just-"
"ZERO!" Mina yelled as she slapped him out of his rant with an acid covered hand, making him yelp a bit out of surprise as he held his cheek.
"Ow, I think that burned!"
"I'm fine with it."
".....you what?"
"I said I'm fine with it." Mina said with unnaturally calm shrug as Zero sat up straight.
"You and Mirko, I want you to do it!"
"....I don't get it..." He said as Mina sighed before placing her head on his shoulder.
"I mean, I understand how and why, you've had a thing for Mirko since you were a kid, and I may not be gay, but I'd be lying if said I hadn't thought about her myself."
"Well, actually...I think I might be bi...either that or bi-curious…"
"You're...you're really not making any sense here Mina…" Zero said as her words only confused him even more, it didn't make sense for her to be joking about something like this now of all times, but it also seemed impossible to believe that she would actually encourage him to go and have sex with another woman.
Sure, she'd joked and teased him about how she wouldn't mind bringing in another girl for a random threesome in the future, but this?
"Zero, remember what I said earlier, about you being one of a kind and all, well I meant it, with all my heart."
"I think the best way for to not feel like your alone, is to surround yourself by people that you know you rely on, and if you end up screwing around with a few of those people, I don't really mind, I've been called many things, but greedy is not one of them!"
"...Mina…" Zefo said as he felt his heart flutter a bit at his girlfriend's words.
"Plus, if we're being fully honest here…"
"I really can't handle you by myself." Mina said with a sudden tone of exhaustion.
Aaanndd there the flutter goes…
"Don't get me wrong, I love our sex life, but you have way too much stamina for your own good sometimes, I mean how many times have I passed out when we have sex now."
"Only...two...maybe three times…this week..." Zero muttered, making her giggle before she moved to plop herself right on top of his lap and place her hand on the side of his face, scratching under his ear lightly, making him grumble in pleasure just a bit.
"I've only met Mirko once, but even then I could tell that she really liked you, the same way me and Miko did." She said, a small trace of sadness tracing her voice as she thought about their golden friend.
"So, be it a permanent arrangement or just a one night stand, Zero Tatsuma."
"I want you to fuck Mirko senseless!"