Bryan opened his eyes, with a mixture of confusion and increasing excitement to the state and believed position he found himself in. Already his over-excited self had brushed passed several truths, and came to the main important point:
"yes, you're about to be transmigrated, Big Whoop. Now please shut up Bryan, i know everything about you, what you will do and say and really only need you to confirm verbally to be able to proceed. So lets cut all that nonsense, and allow me to sum it up. You will be Harry Potter, awake at first night in Dursleys and the world is not only real, but you have one wish. I know what its going to be, but please confirm this before i sent you off."
Bryan quickly simmered his excitement during the monologue of a being who he neither could see or care about beyond following, since this was a make or break moment. Though he had no body, nor sense of feeling, he focused his intended thought as if shouting.
"I wish to have the power of cleaning!"
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"I may be omnipotent, but somehow i'm still surprised by this strange request, even though i realise just how montrous your intentions are. Still....(Click) that the end of that. Hmmmm, next job is to troll the DBZ universe through Shenron the dragon, this will be fun"
/MC POV/
It was quiet in the area of Privet Drive, Little Whinging. The night had calmed down from a most magical event at number 4, and everyone was asleep...until a new soul merged with the smallest of its inhabitants.
'wow, i really am Harry Potter. And a complete fusion of souls, memories and feelings. Oh no, emotions, crying. Quick think..... if i clean the sound from my mouth then technically i can cry my heart out and noone will hear.'
No one could see, but the most strangest scene was occuring in the cupboard under the stairs of number 4. A young toddler by the name of Harry Potter, looked to be screaming with tears streaming, but no matter what no sound was produced leaving the other inhabitants blissfully unaware. This strange occurance didn't end with the removal of sound, because after a few moment in such a stated, a strange invisible surge of energy burst out from the young boy. The first burst spread a huge amount of black gunk on the walls, floor and celing of the small cupboard. The second burst removed the gunk plus any dust, dirt stain and flaw beyond human capacity. The third and final burst, took a little while to charge, with its focus centred around the boy's head.
Pop! the third burst of energy, blasted a most hideous black ooze, along with a barely sentient form which seemed to screech before being removed from the universe like the rest of the filth. With this strange but immense moment, the boy's eyes rolled back, his crying ceased and his body went to a deep and cleansing sleep, one so deep that his very soul, mind and body began to fuse with each other. The boy's body shone for just a moment, signaling the completion of said fusion before retracting back, allowing sleep to continue.
/Next morning/
'I feel amazing, i can't believe that worked, just like i always thought in my previous life.In just one night and single wish, i've been able to remove Voldemort's horcrux, remove all my bodies impurities at least for now and i've also cleansed my mind and soul which has now fused together. If not wrong, that means that even if I die, transmigrate or something else, then i will always be Harry Potter....Bryan can be my alter ego haha. Now what should i do now? I'm not even 2 years old, my cleaning ability is fine for removing filth but is useless to keep me fed and watered. I do have magic, which i guess is purer....oh, i think i feel the blood wards. What the hec, lets have some fun whilst i'm waiting for the Dursley's.'
A surge of invisble energy exits Harry, only to discover a blood red cord, which it entered and followed, turning the blood red to invisible, clean energy. The further the energy entered the cord, the more understanding fed back into Harry about its functions and the information it recieved, which would have given Harry a huge headache, if it wasn't for his elastic brain due to being so young, and also due to magic playing a huge role in aiding in the entire process.
'Hmmm, wow so it looks like I've got an evil or at least greater good Dumbledore to deal with, since the filth attached to the ward had lots to do with increasing the aggression of the Dursleys and neighbours and also weakening me. I think there were some blocks last night but I only realise now, due to the feel of the magic. Still, good news is that I am completely connected to this entire property and the entire neighbourhood. It is a bit weird getting used to, but with more cleansing magic focused on clearing the strain and pain, it allows for a very fast adaptability. People reading this, from that ROB who is most likely going to show my self insert to others will be dying inside thinking 'i wish i thought of that'. Anyway, the final thing to do is try my final trick of using magical energy as a cultivation thing, and see where I end up.'