I don't know how all of this happen, but last I remember I was in my room watching some movie and the next thing I know I was already here, in this office like room and sitting opposite of me was a strict looking bespectacled man.
the man looked at me with his piercing eyes that can make most people spine shiver, but for me I just feel the urge to gouge out those eyes, why you might ask, cause I was not a normal man, heck I was a killer, an assassin that will kill anybody as long as the price is right and not on my holiday.
so when I saw someone doing such a blatant act like this, I always have the urge to gouge out their eyes, but only the urge cause I don't really like gouging someone eyes, too much blood and scream, that's why I prefer killing my victim as fast as possible and silently, or when they annoy eyes and only then I will show them hell.
anyway the bespectacled man was still looking at me and it started to get on my nerves, to the point I can't hold back my urges. but now that I think about it why should I hold my urge?.
when this thought flashed on my mind I let out all of my urge and moved my right hand toward the bespectacled man left eye only to suddenly be stopped by someone grip, the grip was so strong that I can't even move my arm even for a bit.
I looked toward who the grip belong to, and was shocked when I saw that the grip belong to.... nothing, that's right the grip or arm that gripped me belong to nothing or more precisely there was nothing beside the arm or in this case the palm.
while I was shocked I saw the bespectacled man smiled at my shocked face, while smiling he spoke using a voice that was soo disturbing to heard but also pleasant at the same time which kinda confuse me.
[you're pretty interesting john partevel]
hearing how he casually called my name I frowned, because I was sure beside my late parent nobody know my full name, especially after I started becoming an assassin I started erasing any information regarding my past or everything related to it, but I know I'm not omniscient so there bound some information that slip past me. looking at the bespectacled man with a frown I asked him.
"who are you?"
[me?, I'm the angel while also the devil at the same time, so you can choose what I want to be, I don't really mind]
yep, he was crazy, not only is his voice creepy, the palm that still gripped my right arm that I believe belong to him was also creepy, heck this whole thing was creepy as hell, but still it's didn't faze me in the slightest so I just smiled and answered him.
"so b*tch, what is this place"
he was shocked hearing me calling him a b*tch, probably the first time someone called him that, but who care. I just want to annoy him and shake his mentality a bit to get some information.
but man he was really creepy as fuck, I mean after he was done with being shocked after getting called as a b*tch he let this big ass grin and even licked his lips like those sex starving auntie when seeing a handsome hunk or a cute shota.
okay after seeing that I might started to regret calling him a b*tch, because there was two type of people that I can't handle, first was the crazy, I mean literally crazy or losing his mind, and the second was those creepy pervert, I usually get far away from them or even outright killed them, but in my situation now... yep, I can only pray to some god that all of this was a nightmare or even if it was not I just hope I didn't lose my anal virginity, man that thing was precious especially for a true man like me.
while I was thinking on how to save my anal virginity and leaving this damned place, and maybe kill this damned pervert sitting opposite of me, I heard a laugh from above me, the laughing was pleasant to the ear like the sound of bird chirping, which in my opinion was just plain weird.
(hahahaha- okay that was plain rude john partevel)
the laughing suddenly stopped and even complained, and from the complain I can infer that the one laughing can hear my inner monologue which is dangerous, should I act confused and probe some more?.
"huh?"
(don't act confused john partevel I can hear all of your thought)
okay, that was dangerous maybe I should stop?.
(yeah you should, john partevel)
"can I take that as a breach of my privacy, and I can sue you for that"
(hahahaha you! want to sue me?, hahaha that was the best joke I ever hear hahaha)
the heck is this b*tch laughing about, whoops did I just thought of that?....
(....)
the laughing suddenly stopped and following it was an eery silent, even the pervert opposite me have his face suddenly went pale white as a sheet of paper, and *puff* he suddenly disappeared even the palm that gripped my arm also disaapeared along with him, and I was left alone with the owner of that laugh that I believe was still above me, and I don't know why but ever since I heard that laugh there was this voice inside of me that told me to never look up or I will regret it, so using all of my willpower I stopped my curiosity of looking above, cause I believe that voice inside me.
"okay, why did the room suddenly get hot?"
the room suddenly become hotter and the temperature inside it increased as time pass by, and the owner of the laugh spoke again.
(so john partevel, did that voice inside you never told you to not mess with me?)
the owner of the voice asked me, and hearing that I pondered for a bit before answering her/him?, don't really his gender though so it's doesn't matter if I even call him it.
"nah, the voice inside of me never told me anything about that"
(okay, as time pass you get even more annoying and rude, and I might not be able to hold my anger back as time passed)
the heck is this bitch talking about?, isn't she already angry and still act like she calm or some shit, you fucking faker bitc-...., man my mind was full of shit and I somehow always forgetting that she or maybe a he can read my fucking mind, anyway let's empty my mind for a bit and be serious.
"okay woman or man, whatever are you I don't give a shit, let's just start whatever you want to start I ain't afraid of you!!!"
(really~)
fuck, that voice was literally just like a demonic voice from hell, heck it even sent a shiver from my spine all the way to my pee pee.
"okay maybe a little bit, but it doesn't matter I'm mostly brave"
(really~)
shit, what kind of voice is this?, I'm pretty damn sure my little brother shriveled just from the shiver of that damned voice.
"*cough* *cough* okay I take that back, maybe mostly afraid, but there this little bit of bravery left, so it's fine I think?"
after I said that I stayed silent and even the owner of that voice become silent too.
(*sigh* let's end this fast, so listen to me and don't interrupt me or it won't be pretty for you john)
"...."
(good, okay now let's start, first read this scroll)
then a scroll appeared in front of me and the word on that scroll was this:
name: john partevel.
age: 22 years old.
gender: male.
crime:
- killing: 2020
- torture: 43
- stealing/robbing: 1890
- black mailing: 289
life span: 99 years old.
cause of dead: old age.
(so john, you were supposed to life until the age of 99 years old and die from old age, but because of some trouble you somehow arrived in this limbo)
"huh?"
(silent, don't interrupt me john!!!)
"...."
(good, so this place is limbo and the one who you just meet before that bespectacled man is the angel and also devil that worked here his name is ajaziel, and I'm the goddess that was in charge of this place my name is luarna
the reason you arrive in here is because I was frustrated and somehow used more power than usual in reincarnating some soul, and because of my excessive power it somehow brought you here along with your mortal body and before I can send you back, work called and I told ajaziel to watch over you, and the rest you already know it)
the hell so that the reason why that pervert looked at me so intently?, or maybe he was just fucked up in the head or something?.
(...., you should straighten your prioty john)
"huh?, oh yeah that, so I will go back to my own world right?"
(yeah it's supposed to be like that, but because of your annoying attitude you somehow make me angry and I used a bit of my power, and now your body was dyed with my power and become unfit for your world.
and in order to make you fit again we can only wait until my power disappear naturally from your body, before sending you back)
"and how long will that take?"
(because it was not much so maybe around three million years more or less)
"the fuck, my remain wouldn't even exist long before that"
(well there was another way which was faster and can be done instantly)
hearing luarna word, I squinted my eyes in suspicion, why because he didn't tell me this question first which mean there was something fishy about this, then I realize what it was.
"don't tell me that way, was to sacrifice my body?"
(yep, after all only your body was unfit for your world, and I can create a new body for you before sending you back)
"hell no, like hell I would sacrifice my body just to go back to that boring world"
(why not it was your original world after all)
"duh, my life was frustratingly boring in that world, and why don't you just send me to a fantasy world, of course with some perk"
(no, why would I do that tiring work, just for some rude asshole like you)
"well this rude asshole got here because of you, so take responsibility like a real goddess would you"
(hmm, let me think for a bit.... okay, fine I would do just, but I would only give you one perk and that was the power from a fictional character, and this character would be randomly chosen from a roulette)
suddenly the office room disappeared and I was in some white place with no end in sight, while in front of me was a large roulette that I can't see it top filled with section, looking at the section I saw the picture of a fictional character like goku from dragon ball or even minion from despicable me.
looking at the large roulette I know that the goddess want to trick into getting a shitty power, so I just give up and spin it as hard as I can, and when it stopped it actually stopped in the metro man section from megamind.
"hahaha this power is awesome alright hahaha"
(you got your power now right, so it's time to send you to a new world)
hearing her voice that was covered with malicious intent I know that the goddess was thinking of screwing me, but before I can complain I was already got send away, into the DC universe.