"Name?"
"Huai Shi."
"Age?"
"Seventeen... Wait a minute, does the Astronomical Society also recruit Cowherds?"
In the silent office, the youth scratching his chin behind the desk looked baffled at the emotionless inquirer opposite him. "I mean, Uncle, you've asked and investigated, and I've even eliminated a menace for the Astronomical Society, right? Why am I being treated like a traitor?"
"Routine investigation, please cooperate."
For the umpteenth time, the inquirer uttered these words, then followed up with, "Can you describe your fight with Red Gloves again?"
"Forgot, can't remember." Huai Shi rolled his eyes. "Maybe a bald, caped Peppa Pig Hero passing by killed him with a slap? Really, I just walked in and saw him hitting Red Gloves..."
"Oh, a bald, caped Peppa Pig Hero... How is that different from what you said last time?"
"I can't remember!"
