"Arrgh, who is the bastard putting a trap all around the forest of death? I and Akamaru are caught in the trap so many times even though I and Akamaru are trying our best to track the trap. But I or Akamaru always failed to track the trap using our heightened sense!"
Right now both Kiba and Akamaru's condition from Team 8 can be considered good. Kiba's hair is full of a white and sticky powder; his face is also the same. And Kiba's body is full of burn marks because of one of the traps. Akamaru's condition is a bit better even though his fur and skin are painted red.
"It looks like Kiba still hasn't learned from the experience he got from the time in the Academy when Naruto was using a trap to prank him," Shino said with a sigh. "All the traps around the forest of the dead are clearly Naruto masterpieces. And I knew Naruto well enough to detect almost all the traps he made. Except for a few that I did not recognize. But thankfully, because of you, Hinata, both of us are safe from Naruto's mischief."
"I have a book full of a picture and explanation about Naruto-kun's trap; he gave this book to me as my eleventh birthday gift. The trap he made was immune to Byakugan, Sharingan, and also chakra detection because of the seal he made. I already knew how to detect all the traps made by Naruto-kun just by a glance of my eyes."
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When Team 8 has just arrived in the middle of the forest, Keitarou and Kanako, who was busy watching Orochimaru, who was chased by his own daughter, right now standing in the highest tree in the forest of death while eating one giant-sized onigiri they bought in the Chat Group shop.
Right after, Keitarou is eating a bucket of poisonous mushrooms to train his new cultivation technique.
"This giant-sized onigiri is so delicious and almost free to sell in the Chat Group shop. The price for this onigiri is only 0.5 points. And big enough for the two of us," Keitarou said while eating half of the onigiri. "And what made me confused was why an onigiri of this size and deliciousness is super cheap."
"Onii-chan! I want to enjoy this delicious onigiri! So please stop asking a stupid and useless thing! Or I will make you regret disturbing my meal times!"
Kanako's words make Keitarou gulp, sure that in terms of power he can easily triumph over Kanako in physical strength or in terms of cultivation. But because Keitarou was a true Sis-Con, he could not harm Kanako no matter what except when Kanako was something evil or stupid.
"Okay, I will not disturb your meal anymore! Sigh, you are so childish, Kanako. What I wanted was a possible answer from you. Not your anger! Geez! You usually did not act like this! What has happened to my lovely little sister!"
Keitarou's absurd and nonsensical words are only making Kanako feel angrier at Keitarou. So she shot a time-stopping bullet at Keitarou so he did not disturb her again."Sigh, this is what happens when he was eating a poisonous mushroom carelessly! His mind becomes errant and talks like an idiot!"
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"Urrgh! What is happening to me! Why did I feel like my head was being smacked around by using a giant hammer!" Keitarou said while touching his head, which was full of bumps. "Did you have something to do with this, Kanako?"
Keitarou, who just was released from the time-stopping bullet effect, is feeling a great headache right after he regained his consciousness back.
"Your idiotic action of trying to eat the super poisonous mushroom is making you lose your mind.
After that, you were acting and talking like a junkies! So I used my time-stopping bullet to stop your movement and then hit your head using a titanium pipe that I was always carrying with me after I bought it from the online shop to make your mind normal once again!
Damn it, Onii-chan! I try to hit you using a normal wood stick, metal pipe, and even a concrete hammer. But only titanium pipes that strong and durable enough to make a bump in your head! And that titanium pipe rod is costing me about one hundred thousand yen! Until the pipes are broken and cannot be used anymore! What kind of training did you endure to have that strong and durable body! And why must you eat that poisonous mushroom!"
Kanako's long words made Keitarou feel embarrassed because he made his little sister have a hard time.
"The basic training of Golden Bell Shield and Fire and Ice against the heavens is forcing me to have a strong body. So the result of the training was my body and skin are becoming so durable, and only a strong weapon made from a special material like titanium can hurt my body.
And I eat the poisonous mushroom because of the new cultivation technique I just learned: the one million poison body! But it looks like I was starting to learn the One Million Poison Body using a wrong substance. Maybe next time I need to use a light poison first."
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"Why did you need to learn a weird cultivation technique like that!? Those cultivation techniques force you to eat poison! It would be very dangerous for you if you cultivated one million poison bodies!"
Kanako knew that Keitarou was strong, but recklessly trying to learn a crazy cultivation technique was something that Kanako did not expect at all.
"One million poison bodies are one set with the Nine Death cultivation technique and Sky Dome cultivation technique. So I was forced to learn it when I started to learn the Nine Death Cultivation technique. Besides, I cannot buy a poison immunity skill from the Chat Group Shop when I start to learn the Nine Death Cultivation technique. So the only way for me to make my body immune to a poison was by learning One Million Poison."
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Senju's hidden compound is in a pocket dimension deep inside the forest of death. "You are so talented, Kasumi. This is the first time I'm seeing someone learn my Mystic Palm technique so fast. If you are not someone who came from another dimension, I maybe already made you my formal disciple!"
For Tsunade, Kasumi was a very talented girl who had a fate to become a great medic nin. But because Kasumi was a guest from another dimension, Tsunade could not force Kasumi to become her official student.
"Ah, about that, Tsunade-san. As a member of the Multiverse Chat Group, I have another mission to become your disciple. So even if the main mission is over, I still need to stay in this dimension until I can learn all of your medical techniques and knowledge. Ranma-kun and also Recca-kun also need to stay so they can become full-fledged shinobi".
Kasumi's words are making Tsunade smile like a happy five-year-old kid. Because for her, it was really hard to find someone who had talent on par with her in medicine. So when she knew that Kasumi would stay at Konoha to inherit all the skill she had.
"Thank goodness! You would stay! Because even though Shizune is talented, she had more talent in business and making money. You, on the other hand, are like a human that was made by God to learn my medical skill!"
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