Lance woke up the first thing he sees is an empty infinite blinding world made of light. He starts to wonder how he came here when a "puff" sound to a cheap ass smoke bomb goes off and an old man doing a joejoe stance appears.
{Mc prov}
Mc: What the fuck?
God: Daddy has come to give you gifts.
Mc: Where am I? Who are you?
God: I'm what you call God. You're dead and because of you saving the life of the future's number one hentai maker which spreads anime and hentai to everyone around the world even the kids in Africa. You will be given 10 wishes!
Mc: "What?"
{Flash Back}
Mc: So Conner when are you going to ask her? Prom is coming up soon and the longer you wait the higher the cost of tickets.
Conner: Yeah I know it's just my parents won't let me take her out on a date. So what am I going to do I can't ask to go on a date and let's be honest we don't talk that much. And it would be weird if I go up to her when we are walking home and say you want to be my girlfriend?
Mc: True. By the way, isn't she following us taking pictures?
Conner: yeah I have noticed that too. She has been doing that for a while even sometimes I would pose.
Mc: If she Is like your personal stalker then why can't you ask her to be your girlfriend?
Conner: You have a point! But I like it how it is right now so it's fine.
{stalkers prov}
Stalker: oooh nice booty shot
Trunk Kun: room rooooooom
Stalker: huh. Why is Lance and Conner turning around and running toward me? It can't be he has finally realized my feelings, and wants to ask me out.
Truck Kun: flashing lights
Conner: "Watch out!" Conner says while pushing her out of harm's way.
Lance: "You idiot!" then Lance charges to push Conner out of the way.
{Mc prov}
Mc: Why like that man this sucks. well at least I have wishes.
God: OK so what bullshit powers do you want?