Douluo: I Primordial Daoist Was Livestreamd

The Heavenly Curtain descends upon the Douluo Continent, randomly selecting beings to be thrown into the Primordial World, and broadcasting the event live across the entire continent. Anyone who survives for a full month can bring back everything they gain during that time. Yu Xiaogang: "Primordial World? It sounds like a barbaric wasteland. I, the Heavenly Dou National Master, command a million soldiers. How many divisions can it stop me?" Tang San: "My Tang Clan's hidden weapons will kill gods and Buddhas alike!" Asura God: "Saints? How many Soul Saints? I can take on ten with one slap!" Until the Snake Granny is burst by a drop of spiritual rain, Chrysanthemum Douluo is sucked dry by a mosquito, and the Sea God becomes a dung-spearman… only then do people realize the terror of the Primordial World. And so… Ning Rongrong: "Lord Xiaotian Dog, you're my true love~ Oscar, don't add any more!" Tang Buddha: "Amitabha~ Little Wu, our fate is over!" Snow Empress: "Daoist Venerable, I can make ice cream too!" Na'er: "I, I... I can make love brains, no, I'm a love brain! Let me go first. In the early years of the Primordial Era, Lin Feng transmigrated and became the Demon Emperor Jun. With his foresight, he created the Heavenly Court, subdued the Witch Clan, created the Human Clan, and opened the Six Paths of Reincarnation. He finally became the Daoist Venerable of the Primordial Era! Lin Feng: "The Primordial Era is great in every way, except it lacks entertainment!" Until one day, he suddenly discovered a group of familiar figures on the Primordial Earth. And so... [Tang Sanzang rode the White Dragon Horse, Yu Xiaogang carried the Nine-Toothed Rake, and the Soul Emperor took up his burden...] As Douluo, Battle Through the Heavens, and Shrouding the Heavens... One plane after another connected to the Primordial Era!