Hogwarts : He Starts by Deconstructing Avada Kedavra...

Some folks call magic a miracle. Others call it power. To Lucian Ashford, it’s just mountains of shitcode—gorgeous relics, sure, but every single one crawling with cracks, begging for a proper restoration. Last life, he was the Palace Museum’s elite restorer, coaxing centuries-old artifacts back to life. This life, he’s Ravenclaw’s “Ashen Scholar.” While everyone else is still drilling spell pronunciations like their lives depend on it, Lucian pushes his silver-rimmed glasses up his nose, flicks the invisible strings of raw magic in the air, and makes a feather spin a perfect ballet in mid-air. “Pronunciation is nothing but an emotional trigger,” he says coolly. “If you can steer the bullet yourself, why the hell are you screaming?” While Hermione Granger is busy memorizing Standard Book of Spells, Lucian is sketching clean geometries across parchment with a calligraphy brush. “Miss Granger, those books only hold dead history. I’m writing the living future.” When Voldemort hurls the Killing Curse to broadcast his terror, Lucian studies the streak of green light with the cold eye of a master craftsman. “Sloppy structure. Magic circuits drowning in noise. And the aesthetics? Pure trash.” A faint, razor-sharp smile. “Tom, your spells are exactly like your soul-slicing—nothing but ugly patches on top of ugly patches.” Dumbledore lowers his half-moon spectacles and murmurs, “I’ve never met a more dangerous student. The way he looks at Hogwarts… it’s like he’s staring at one giant, irresistible workbench.” Snape’s lip curls, but even he can’t hide the grudging respect. “As much as it pains me to admit it… his potion logic is revoltingly flawless.” Ollivander’s voice drops to a whisper as he hands over the wand: “That wand didn’t choose its master. It knelt before a tyrant.” This is the tale of an outsider repairman who dismantles the world with elegance and rewrites every rule he touches. I came. I saw. I deconstructed. Even death itself? Just a slightly more complicated equation.