My Certification Level Keeps Rising, But All I Do is Laze Around

SYNOPSIS Logline: He left his wife to die on concrete for $8M insurance. Another man paid $12M to save her. Seven years later she returns with white suits, receipts, and an 18-year-old daughter who finally chooses. Elena Adams was left bleeding on Bishopscourt concrete by her husband Daniel. His last words on phone: "My wife is already dead to me. Debt dies with her. $8M insurance." He left her to die. Another man in black cashmere didn't. Michael Kane — blue-grey eyes, sandalwood scent, burnt hand — paid $12M = $5M ransom + $7M extraction + ICU Dubai. Not to buy her. To save her. Seven years later, Elena Cross returns. Dubai 73rd floor. $2B lab. White marble. No white dresses yet — black is armour. Daniel thought she was dead. He held an empty coffin press conference. He forged her formula L-Serum as his own, stole $40M Sephora deal. He put his mistress Vanessa in her pearls, in her house, and called her Mama to her daughter. Her daughter Chloe Adams is now 18. UCT Biochemistry first year. She thinks her mother stole and died. She calls Vanessa Mama V. She wears gold dresses for BABY GIRL collabs. And Daniel put a $3M debt on her 18-year-old name. Elena doesn't return for revenge. She returns with receipts. CCTV gate bag night before kidnapping. Sandton clinic receipt — Vanessa pregnant 3 months BEFORE kidnapping, HCG 14 weeks on kidnapping night. $200K transfer to security guard lover. DNA proof. Burner phone audio "dead to me $8M". Forged contract with two Ls. $12M receipt framed in lab. Each receipt is a chapter. Each chapter is a choice. From 11-150, mother and daughter reunite in Lab 101 — 39 degrees not 65 — E-CROSS 09-03-09 — her birthday formula. Chloe drops the shorts in the UCT bin. Wires $3M back to Daniel. $40M empire to Chloe Uni Patent Fund. And Michael? He never touches for 100 chapters. Until desert Proposal 2: "I paid $12M to save, not own. Will you stay because you love, not because you owe?" Tags:Reborn Queen, $12M Debt, Revenge Receipts, Mother-Daughter Lab, Chloe 18 Chooses Mom, Black Cashmere Romance, CTICC Viral

Collin East is a talent agent barely scraping by in the tough world of Hollywood. He’s average, has average clients, average luck, and an average career that has no clear direction. Until one morning, everything changes. Collin wakes up with a bizarre and unbelievable power. He can see floating words above people's heads. Words that reveal true and innate talents. “Romance Box Office Hit Actor,” “Master Director Of Comedy,” “Talk Show King,” “Olympic Gold Sprinter.” Suddenly, the nobodies around him shine with potential only he can see. Armed with this supernatural insight, Collin sets out to transform the entertainment industry from the inside out. He discovered an aspiring actor flipping pizzas, an unknown director with a vision that could make everyone laugh, a singer on a subway platform who could top the Billboard 100. [This novel has 65 advanced chapters on Patreon.] Patreon link: https://www.patreon.com/Puji_makii

Too fat? Lose it. Bad haircut? Replace it. Can't dress? Figure it out. No stamina? Breathe more. Skin's a mess? Wash it. No discipline? Borrow some. No plan? Make one. No money? Earn it. No skills? Acquire them. System: You change. I pay. Later— I looked back. Everything was different. Nothing felt surprising. They called it "male god." I called it… expected.

Su Bai has a 99% win rate. Nobody asks about the 1%. Not anymore. The last person who asked is currently serving four years for contempt, fraud, and a third charge that Su Bai invented on the spot and somehow made stick. He transmigrates into a parallel world on a Wednesday. By Friday he has won two cases. By the following Monday, his opposing counsel from the first case has been disbarred, his opposing counsel from the second case is under investigation, and the judge from both cases is in a holding cell thinking very hard about his life choices. Su Bai did not plan any of this. It simply kept being the logical next step. ~~~ "I strongly advise you to restrain yourself." Su Bai looks up from his notes. "From what, specifically?" The judge opens his mouth. Closes it. Opens it again — the universal expression of a man realizing, too late, that he has made a terrible mistake. That judge is in prison now. ~~~ There is an unspoken rule, passed between lawyers the way people pass warnings about bad weather — quietly, seriously, with the tone of someone who learned the hard way: If Su Bai is opposing counsel, settle. If you can't settle, flee. If you can't flee, at least update your will. Schedule: Saturday, Sunday

After being reincarnated in a parallel world eerily similar to Earth, Karlos Alejandro starts a new life as a humble fisherman. In just two years, he finds love, marries, and becomes a father to two children. With a deep sense of responsibility and love for his family, Karlos braves the sea each day, working tirelessly to provide and protect. In this second life, survival, simplicity, and family take center stage. [This novel has 47 advanced chapters on Patreon.] Patreon link: https://www.patreon.com/Puji_makii

Alright, so I have a lot of stories... And frankly, I get a number of commissions for stories I don't want an individual story for here on WB due to the fact we can only have so many story slots so here is the spot where I will pile new stuff that may or may not get their own story space.

Subaru was just minding his own business when he suddenly found himself in another world... In a girl's body. A girl with an axe. And horns. What the hell?! Why? Why not as a handsome man instead? Well, whatever, he will face it all and become the ultimate iseaki protagonist, the gender bender is the only downside anyways. First of all, he should form a party with...a priest, a warrior and a mage. Hopefully there will be a cute elf too. [Poor, poor Subaru...] Also known as "LinieBaru". Join my Discord Server: https://discord.gg/X7sphRUsxJ

An experienced warrior with the powers of Kamen Rider and Super Sentai travels across worlds. What do those eyes see as he journeys through the world of Honkai? I do not own Honkai Impact 3rd, Kamen Rider, or Super Sentai or anything tokustasu. All rights belong to their respective owners. I only own the OC.

“Is this a game or reality?” - Michael Norman ***** Apocalypse descended, and reality transformed into a game for a select few known as Awakeners. Between the ages of 16 and 18, every teenager had the chance to awaken a class and attain supernatural powers. Awakeners would then venture into a game-like world, the Land of Origin, seeking treasures and gaining tremendous strength. Michael transmigrated into this world at 18 and successfully awakened the Necromancer class. However, that was not all—Michael also unlocked a unique talent that allowed his undead summons to evolve infinitely. ..... [Little Skeleton has successfully evolved into Skeleton Soldier!] [Skeleton Mage has successfully evolved into Skeleton Summoner!] [Bone Dragon has successfully evolved into Undead Frost Dragon!] ...... With his powerful undead summons, Michael set out on a path to become a supreme legend. Tags: #Necromancer #Undead #Evolution #Armybuilding Join the discord: https://discord.gg/aXbtS5qftJ https://discord.gg/aXbtS5qftJ