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"I’m Strong… But Only If I Stay Lewd" is a filthy, shameless power-fantasy harem isekai that’ll 100% make your screen fog up. Nick was just a boring medieval farmer who died with regret as a dragon roasted him alive. Then a petty goddess offered him one last ride—divine sex. But he didn’t cum. And apparently, that was a big mistake. Now she’s cursed him (though he sees it as a blessing): insane god-tier power in another world--modern Tokyo… But said power vanishes the second he stops doing lewd things. No lewd acts means no strength, no matter if he went to get strength from another source. And even worse, he might experience crippling weakness, transformations, or straight-up bedridden agony. The only way to stay OP is to be lewd. Or more efficiently, f**k, a lot. And he has to love every filthy second of it. For effectiveness. Now, Nick is Kiyoshi Rin: deep blue hair, awesome looks, and a growing harem of monster girls who literally begged to serve him after he crushed them. A stoic dragon maid with golden horns... And a tongue. A terrifying black serpent with a likewise terrifying smile that could break people's minds. A chaotic femboy demon butler who’d organize your apocalypse or your oral sex schedule—though, you're broke. A lazy kraken NEET who lives for morning head but doesn't really do anything. This new world is filled with heroes, villains, and hidden supernatural wars. But none of it matters if Rin doesn’t keep his groin wet and his "Lewd meter" full. One skipped session and he’s back to being the weak farmer who couldn’t save anyone. Or worse, turned into a frog begging princesses for kisses to revert. So yes, he trains, he fights, he levels up to godhood at some point... …and he's perverted like his life depends on it. Because it actually does. With all the enemies he has, he shouldn't be weak for long.
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