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This Book is a Joke

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If your going to read this this book was made as a joke In a humble village beneath the majestic Flower’d Mount, there liveth a youth named Dragon Fire Strong, blessed with the fiery breath of dragons yet cursed with sneeze most tumultuous. Upon a morn serene, he doth receive a charge from a mystical blade arisen from the shimmering river—an urgent quest to seek the secret rice, the very heart and soul of the sacred soup that nourisheth the world’s harmony. Without this enchanted grain, chaos shall descend, the skies shall crumble like shattered pancakes, and monstrous fiends shall arise to devour the noses of the innocent. Armed with valor, a mighty sword, and an unyielding spirit, Dragon Fire Strong embarks upon a most peculiar and sneeze-laden odyssey. Guided by riddling allies and ancient wisdom, he must venture through whispering forests and face fearsome beasts, all to preserve the sacred broth and protect the noodle realm from utter ruin. Thus beginneth the epic, awkward, and oft sneezy journey of one boy’s fight to save all that is tasty and dear.
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